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It's a wild life in Christ's
by Kathryn Humphrey

"The birds I was studying were finches, but with attitude; males were aggressive black, yellow and chestnut womanisers and had tails that grew to twice their body length in the breeding season. Museum articles in the flesh."

"The point is, if you are a qualia, or a finch, or a giant millipede, you do not think you are special either. Everyone else, all 10 million of them, are like you. Since this is the sad truth, you have to compete to survive. You have to have a longer tail to get the females, or be able to cram more food into your mouth quickly, or be noisier, faster, dominant."