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Ask Auntie Pipa
by Phill Richardson and Jon Croker

"Our sex life has become steadily more kinky, with him wearing women's underwear under a military uniform, and him telling me he'll conquer me like a country. Every night I play a different part of mainland Europe, and he points his 'thing' at me, threatening to shoot."

"Anyway it turns out he's my brother, and now he's killed my father. It's all a bit like Oedipus but without the mother bit, what should I do?"

"I have a boyfriend who seems to be stalking me. He keeps coming to my balcony and talking in iambic pentameter."