CHRIST'S PIECES LENT 2000
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A funny old fellow
a day in the life...

"I have eaten the same breakfast for the last 70 years, so I don't think now is the time to change! I start with a glass of cabbage water and a pickled egg, followed by a plate of kippers and scrambled eggs, washed down with a generous spoonful of cod-liver oil."

"If we encounter any so-called students on our promenade, Aloysius insists I play a little prank on them. The idea is to tap said so-called students on the ankle with my trusty stick and er… well, that's it. Aloysius insists that the so-called students find this a real hoot. Oh yes, and if the so-called student happens to be Freddy Foreigner, I give him an extra nudge; I mean, the war etc."

"Oh dear, it's 7 o' clock. Right, time for dinner. I get up, wipe the dribble from my chin and change into eveningwear. My usual attire is a debonair brown suit with a white shirt. As pater (who was one of the Black and White Minstrels) once said: good style never goes out of fashion."